WISE ADVICE FROM KIDS  
1. Never trust a dog to watch your food. 
- Patrick, age 10
  
2. When your dad is mad and asks you, 
    "Do I look stupid?", don't answer him. 
- Michael, 14 
 
3. Never tell your mom her diet's not working. 
- Michael, 14 
 
4. Stay away from prunes.
 
- Randy, 9
  
5. Never pee on an electric fence.
 
- Robert, 13 
 
6. Don't squat with your spurs on.
 
- Noronha, 13
  
7. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't 
let her brush your hair. 
- Taylia, 11 
 
8. Never allow your three-year old brother in the
 same room as your school assignment. 
- Traci, 14
  
9. Don't sneeze in front of mom when you're eating crackers. 
- Mitchell, 12
  
10. Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic-tac. 
- Andrew, 9
  
11. Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time.
 
- Kevin, 9
  
12. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. 
- Mickie, 9
  
13. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. 
- Kellie, 11
  
14. If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse.
- Naomi, 15
  
15. Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick. 
- Lauren, 9
 
16. Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.
 
- Joel, 10
  
17. When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom
 when she's on the phone. 
- Alyesha, 13
  
18. Never try to baptize a cat. 
- Jessica, 8
 
19. The big blue can is Crisco, not frosting.
- Randy, 9
 
20. Always double check before you zip up.
- Jason, 4
 
21. A whole bag of cookies will be missed.
- Becky, 11
 
22. Giving yourself a haircut only sounds easy.
- Justin, 8